1. my-three-aeryns:

    Stargate: The Ark of Truth → Samantha Carter

    (via strangely-off-kilter)

     
  2. central-hawaiifive0:



    THE ISLAND OF O’AHU GOES ON LOCKDOWN WHEN FIVE-0 HUNTS A TERRORIST WHO STARTS USING WEAPONIZED DRONES ON CIVILIANS, ON THE FIFTH SEASON PREMIERE OF “HAWAII FIVE-0,” FRIDAY, SEPT. 26



    “A’ohe kahi e pe’e ai” – The island of O’ahu goes on lockdown when Five-0 hunts a terrorist who starts using weaponized drones on civilians. Meanwhile, McGarrett and Danno must go for a mandated review with a psychologist, resulting in a session which looks a lot like couples therapy, on the fifth season premiere of HAWAII FIVE-0, Friday, Sept. 26, 2014 (9:00-10:00, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network.


     
  3. (Source: konomcgarrett, via mcdanno-fan)

     
  4. cflag:

    Happy 49th Birthday to Amanda Tapping!

    Amanda Tapping is Captain/Major/Colonel  Samantha Carter in Stargate SG1 and Stargate Atlantis TV Shows

    (via jackandsamforever)

     
  5. failedhellos:

    mysteampunkheart:

    lam681:

    winmu:

    scullylovesqueequeg:

    tamtoee:

    yeahmicah:

    thegirlinthesea:

    spookydatrump:

    note-inthepages:

    Accurate post is accurate.

    Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

    Lame

    For those in retail.

    I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

    So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

    I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
    Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

    When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

    Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

    That last bit of commentary though.

    (Source: 9gag, via thatautumnalcrunch)

     
  6. brumeier:

    The ship that sails itself.

    (Source: pinkierandompie)

     

  7. timeanddisregard:

    it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

    (via stargateforever)

     

  8. brakechecks:

    " you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

    Wow really?

    I didn’t..

    are you serious?

    (via stargateforever)

     

    1. Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
    2. Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
     
  9. johnspuddlejumper:

    platypusisnotonfire:

    themidnightwhisper:

    platypusisnotonfire:

    tumblbuddy:

    If the Orion Nebula were four lightyears away.

    OMG I want this

    Sometimes I wonder how a planet would evolve inside a nebula.  If they couldn’t see the stars, would they strive to reach them?  Would they be hopelessly isolated? or would they be even more motivated to see what’s out there.

    Krikket

    Whoa! That’s a good question. I never though about that.

    (via popkin16)

     
  10. acidictrips:

    cantankerous-canoodle:

    submissivefeminist:

    Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

    idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect

    if you don’t love benson you’re wrong

    (via somepretty-things)

     
  11. + Steve McGarrett & Danny Williams - Hawaii Five-0 -

    (Source: babyara, via mcdanno-fan)

     

  12. tributary:

    there are some figures so shrouded in myth that historians cannot conclusively say they did or did not exist and it is that ideal that i aspire to

    (via outpastthemoat)

     
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