1. riot-enby:

    frackinsweet:

    blondejean:

    best fanfic tropes:

    • 'i guess we'll have to share the bed'
    • 'maybe we should pretend to date'
    • 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….'
    • 'my room mate is kind of hot?????'

    You forgot

    • I can’t go alone to my ex’s wedding
    • Omg our car broke down in a snowstorm
    • Hot single dad hires broke babysitter
    • 'I fucking hate you let's make out'

    (Source: iluvchrom, via zoemathemata)

     
  2. phantompromise:

    tycoondashie:

    40niyr:

    fenris-kin:

    omnicat:

    sneakymedulla:

    aboysbestfriendishismother:

    wait a minute

    actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

    i am so down with this~

    Yes please.

    No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

    You guys don’t think big enough.

    Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

    not big enough.

    with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

    every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that

    (Source: twentyoneskeletonpilots, via melondy-rose)

     
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  4. palegirlinthecity:

    telltaleink:

    Let’s play Burn Read Rewrite. 
    It’s like Kill Fuck Marry, but with  books. 
    Put three books in my ask. 

    New. Favorite. Game.

    (via earlgreytea68)

     
  5. invisibiltycloak:

    book series and their last sentences

    (Source: ghostyweasley, via thefateofmemories)

     
  6. I’m not half as good at anything
    as I am when I’m doing it next to you.
    — You gave me a home.

    (Source: dailysuperhusbands, via cloudyjenn)

     

  7. thesmilingfish:

    asked me to do a meta for McShep after reading the meme answers I had for John Sheppard. I’m using the same basic questions, although I’ve tweeked them for a ship rather than a single character.

    • How I feel about this ship - They are my OTP. I don’t ship a lot, but I…
     
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  11. kobriena:

    i-eat-men-like-air:

    john oliver is really not fucking around 

    I’m jealous that he never visits home and throws a few truths around.

    (Source: sandandglass)

     
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  13. martyrdom-or-suicide:

    hardestcopy:

    iamtonysexual:

    scIENCE

    ….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

    …did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

    (via sherlycakes)

     
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  15. (Source: imalordefan, via greenleefs)